Show a Little Kindness

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww

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i-fuckinghateyall:

batmanliveshere:

dynastylnoire:

A man tried to talk to a woman inside a Queens building lobby, then slashed her neck when she ignored him, according to police, who are now looking for the suspect.

The man, believed to be about 20 years old, approached the 26-year-old victim in the lobby of a Jamaica building after 5 a.m. on Oct. 1, police said. 

He tried talking to the woman and when she turned away, he grabbed her from behind and used some sort of cutting instrument to slash her neck, according to police. 

The victim was taken to the hospital, where she was listed in critical but stable condition. An aquaintance of the victim told NBC 4 New York that she is recovering, but that she suffered damage to her vocal chords.

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"Just ignore them"

It is literally life threatening to be a woman

Being a woman is so fucking hard yall dont understand.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

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barkentin:

larabarakara:

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

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So, basically, this is not my cat. 

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But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or something.

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 How the fuck did she even get into the freaking house. 

It’s your cat now.

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zander-pandar:

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-…

Johnny Depp: Yes.

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iam-fandomlocked:

Tumblr + being one hundred percent done with school’s crap

My other photosets here

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carmillaseries:

sparsilee:

before watching Carmillaimage

after watching Carmilla

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mattkeanshair:

gothiccharmschool:

yesbrendonurie:

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco

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gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

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destielmybeatingheart:

He just realised you love him too, you idiot.

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